Warner Brothers Officially Fires Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen and his tiger blood has officially been fired from Two And A Half Men,according to Warner Brothers.The company released a statement saying “After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ effective immediately,” stated a rep for Warner Bros.Charlie Sheen also replied to their statement to TMZ:   

      “This is very good news,” Sheen said about being fired to TMZ. “They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshisc–k again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”