The Situation Has A Book

Reality TV douchebag Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has a book which teaches guys how to creep on chicks,avoid grenades,blah,blah,blah! Hold on,every tramp that this dude brought to the smush room was a damn grenade so give me a break! I wouldn't let this dude touch me with big bird's cock,are you serious right now? They will have to fumigate that house when they leave because they are just nasty as hell,all of them.Anyway,heres a quote from the book:

Listen, dawg. You’re probably hitting the gym, doing your tanning, and picking up fresh laundry every day. And maybe you’ve had some success beating up the beat and creeping on chicks in the club. But do you really think your situation is where it needs to be? Be honest with yourself, bro.