Snooki Rocks A Neck Brace After Car Crash With Italian Police

Jersey Shore star Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi,rocked a neck brace after being involved in a car crash in Italy that put two officers in the hospital.The police officers were escorting Snooki and others around until she ran smack into them.WTF!Snooki was arrested & released but not formerly charged yet. The Jersey Shore is cursed as is every reality show the hits the network.She should be embarrassed as should MTV! More after the jump..  

Snooki Strolls Her Way Through Italy

Reality star Nicole Snooki Polizzi hits the streets of Italy with Sammy for some taping of the Jersey Shore in a floppy hat and unflattering dress.Nothing she wears compliments her shape at all.She also seems distant from the other girls!Oh well,she may be looking for a smush partner.Those shoes are too damn BIG!More Snooki after the jump.. 

Snooki Continues To Drop The Pounds

Pint sized Jersey Shore star,Snooki,really does care what others think because she has lost a few pounds! Snooki took to her Twitter last week to give her followers a sneak peek,and these are her follow up pics from her FaceBook of her ongoing success.From the looks of it,she is doing great.Hope she keeps it off because now she doesn't look so uncomfortable.Cute shoes! Pop the cork to see Snooks weight loss..

Snooki Is Ready For The Summer

Jersey Shore star Snooki Polizzi is getting herself ready for the summer with lots of water.Snooki tweeted this photo of herself,showing a thinner looking Snooks.She actually looks good for a change.Without all of that damn makeup and extra weight,the reality tv star is ready for Italy.Please don't ever gain that weight back,lol.

Snooki In A Bathing Suit Again

Snooki is shaped like a yukon gold potato with breast implants!The Jersey Shore orange smurf gets her drink on in Hawaii while taking a break from reality tv.She needs to stay far away from bathing suits with that ill built ass body.Ewww!More of this over tanned heffah after the break..

Snooki Covers Rolling Stone On A Rocket

 If Rolling Stone wanted a piece of sh*t on the cover of their magazine,then why not Charlie Sheen!Instead they put this  drunk midget Snooki on the cover.Up until now,I looked at RS as a quality magazine,but boy was I wrong!Here's to your worst selling copy ever Rolling Stone.They should just change their name to Rolling Stoner.More of this Jersey Slore after the break... 

Snooki Has A New Line Of Slippers

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi hits Las Vegas to promote her Snooki Slippers that are licensed by Happy Feet at the 'MAGIC' clothing industry convention in the Vegas Convention Center.She needs to promote a line of girdles for her untamed azz tummy,lol.More Snooki after the break... 

Snooki Promotes Her New Book In NYC

Jersey Shore Whore star Snooki Polizzi hits NYC's Borders to promote her newly released piece of sh*t book 'A Shore Thing' and she also visits David Letterman to do his top ten.Pop the cork for more Snooki and the video...

Snooki Polozzi Has A Book And Probably Can't Read It

Wow!Jersey shores Snooki Polizzi has a new book just released called 'A Shore Thing'.Now I can come up with a few shore things for these losers in 2011! Your 15 minutes will be up,that's a shore thing,she probably can't read,and that's a for shore thing!The cast of Jersey Shore will be sitting in the reality tv washed up bin next to Tila Tequila,The Hills,Laguna Beach,and so on,now that's a SHORE THING!

Snooki Gets Dropped In a Ball

 Jersey Shore star Snooki Polizzi gets her wish to be dropped from a New Years type of ball.After NYC authorities shut her down from being inside their crystal ball,someone felt sorry for her and dropped the ball in Seaside Heights,New Jersey. I wish that in 2011,these JS whores would go far away.More Snooki balls after the jump... 

Miley Cyrus,Snooki & Pauly D,Ke$ha,Katy Perry&Russell Hit The EMA's

Katy Perry was a movie ticket and Snooki got attacked by a shredder! What king of MF outfits are those? Snooki's face looks like she fell in a bowl of foundation,and that god awful handbag? And why the blue shoes with all that damn red,oh and ADMIT that you wore some BS?Anyway Miley and Ke$ha's  fuggfits outfits after the break:

Dear Snooki:WTF Is Princess Pickle?

Who in the hell is princess pickle? I never heard of her and I'm thankful that I don't want to know!Sorry,but she looks more like a lily pad,more like frog princess!I mean,who wears green shoes (blank stare).Anyway,Snooki hosted 'A Nightmare In Jersey' Halloween bash at JET nightclub at the Mirage Hotel in CA.Pop the cork for more pickled Polizzi:

Dear Snooki: WTF Are You Wearing..

I know that Halloween is right around the corner,but that still doesn't explain this mess,Snooki! What kind of MF outfit is that? Well,I will tell you,it is a hot Pocahontas mess!I would not wear that outfit to trick or treat in,well maybe to trick in!My eyes are hurting like a MF trying to post this BS!OMGEEEZUZ!More of this chunky chic coming up:

Snookie Gets Spoofed On South Park

Snooki gets spoofed on an episode of South Park and I bet she won't be too happy about it when she sees it. The video already has its benefits for Snookums though. Acai Supply was outraged at the show for mocking her weight issues and has offered her a deal.Pop the cork for more Snooki and the video:

Snooki Does Yoga

Snooki from MTV's the Jersey Shore does some much needed yoga,or maybe she had too much to drink and she is trying to get up. Looks to me like she is daydreaming about a double cheeseburger! More chunky cakes after the break: