Lindsay Lohan Does FHM Russia

Lindsay Blohan Lohan covers FHM russia in a two piece floral set and a tattoo that looks like her arm is dirty!Well anyway,Lindsay is rumored to play the role of Carrie according to a few sources.Lohan may be an actor,but she ain't no Carrie White. Nobody can pull that off like Sissy Spacek!Lord,please let this be only a rumor.More Lohan after the jump.. 

Lindsay Lohan Goes Down In Manhattan

Lindsay Lohan hits the ground after partying with some friends in Manhattan,New York the other night,and I thought that this drunk heffah was on probation!One things for certain,she must be going to jail when she goes to trial. A drunk will never drop a damn cigarette no matter what happens.What a shame.More drunk Blohan after the break..

WTF Is Wrong With Lindsay's Face

Lindsay Lohan hangs outside her Venice Beach home with a friend and she looks like an old woman in the face.The drugs and alcohol have really taken a toll on her face.She needs to stay far away from that stuff for real! UGHHH.More of this train wreck after the jump..

Charlie Sheen Unleashes His Tiger Blood

Charlie Sheen continues to dig the hole deeper for himself in his latest rant on Sheen's Corner.This dude is losing his mind.One minute it seems like a joke,but after this episode I'm not so sure about that!Pop the lock for some crazy ish...

Lindsay Lohan And Sister Ali Hit Katsuya

Lindsay Lohan and sister Ali Lohan fought off the paparazzi to have some sushi at Katsuya in LA. Lindsay also left a medical building before that,probably for a drug test,lol.Lindsay also plans to sue the jewelry store than sold the surveillance tape of her stealing that infamous necklace.More Lohan and them fugg azz shoes after the break...

Warner Brothers Officially Fires Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen and his tiger blood has officially been fired from Two And A Half Men,according to Warner Brothers.The company released a statement saying “After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ effective immediately,” stated a rep for Warner Bros.Charlie Sheen also replied to their statement to TMZ:   

Is Charlie Sheen's 'Winning' Starting To Fizzle Already

Charlie Sheen's did a live webcam broadcast last evening, that he called 'Sheen’s Korner',which started at 10:02 pm, with a live ticker that showed the number of viewers who tuned in to watch him make a fool out of himself.The ticker climbed to well over 100,000 but later fizzled.Will Charlie's internet fame fall flat or will he be able to continue this success?Well,one things for sure,his #winning is quickly turning into #losing with only a hundred thousand viewers and ending at 10:52,compared to 1.8 million twitter followers.Womp! Get the full review on Sheen's webcast at EW.

Christina Aguilera Gets Slizzard: Not Myself Tonight

Just weeks after forgetting the words to the National Anthem and falling down at the Grammys,Xtina and her douchebag boyfriend Matt Rutler get arrested for drunk driving early Tuesday in West,Hollywood.The popstar was booked for a public intoxication charge,which is a misdemeanor,and Rutler was booked on driving under the influence,which is also a misdemeanor.She will not be charged,as usual in Hollywood.So she wanted a divorce to hang out with this loser!Jordan Bratman is somewhere LHFAO at this drunk b*tch!That makes us wonder,was she drunk when she sang the wrong words at the Super Bowl,and when she fell on her azz at the Grammys!I see a custody battle brewing soon for Xtina because she has been out of control lately.That cum load will destroy her. Photo: Fame Pictures

Charlie Sheen Joins Twitter & Lives Like A King Plus Interview With H.Stern

Holy f*cking Moly! Charlie Sheen has joined Twitter,and the trainwreck will ensue.
Charlie Sheen also explains his Living situation to Howard Stern,stating that his two goddesses sleep in the same room,in two different beds,and he gets to choose which one he sleeps in every night.I'm going to need a cold shower after posting this,and not because I think his living arrangements are the hotness,lol,but because Charlie Sheen is one hot azz b*tch all by himself,lol! Jesus take the wheel.Listen to Charlie Sheen talk sh*t after the jump...

Charlie Sheen has Indeed Lost It

Actor Charlie Sheen went on the Today Show this morning and showed his ass!He didn't not blink for sh*t,and I don't know what to make of it,but he needs some kind of help stat! Pop the lock for the video...

CBS & Warner Bros. Cancel 'Two And A Half Men' Show

CBS & Warner Bros. has shut down the'Two And A Half Men' show for the rest of the season,due to Charlie Sheen's outbursts.Sheen was heard ranting on the radio,talking sideways about TAAHM co-creator,Chuck Lorre,calling him a clown.Charlie then went further in an interview with TMZ,stating that he hated Chuck Lorre.No one  should be surprised by this!What an asshole. 


Charlie Sheen To TMZ: 

"I violently hate Chaim Levine [Chuck Lorre]. He's a stupid, stupid little man and a p---- punk that I'd never want to be like. That's me being polite. That piece of s--- took money out of my pocket, my family's pocket, and, most importantly, my second family - my crew's pocket. You can tell him one thing: I own him."

Brittany M. Sent MeThis Video

Multisource political news, world news, and entertainment news analysis by Newsy.com

Lindsay Lohan Accused Of Drinking By Betty Ford Employee

When are they gonna lock this heffah up for violating her probation? She is and will always be a damn addict!Lindsay Blohan Lohan showed up to the Betty Ford rehab facility 10 minutes after the curfew, and was accused of smelling like alcohol, but Lindsay claimed she had only Shirley Temples to drink on the night in question.Sources close to the the troubled actress claim that on December 11th, Lindsay met up with a friend at the Viceroy Hotel in Palm Springs, CA to get her hair done.
While at the salon, Lindsay dranked a  sh*tload  couple of mixed, non-alcoholic, drinks, but when she showed up to her sober house around 1 am, an employee, Dawn Holland accused her of drinking some alcohol. Holland claimed that she smelled alcohol on Lindsay's breath, but Lohan refused to take a breathalyzer test. Both of these hoes were probably drunk and couldn't handle one being higher than the other!She will get out of this sh*t,just as she always does.Blah,Blah,F*cking Blah!

Katy Perry Gets Slizzard At The Roxy

Katy Perry gets sloshed the other night while attending the 'Strip Strip Hooray' show,given by Dita Von Teese at the Roxy.Katy's friend had to hold her up to keep her from hitting the concrete.Well,he has to be fruity because Perez Hilton was also in attendance.Russell Brand,Come and get you wife!More Drunkness after the break: