Lindsay Lohan Does FHM Russia

Lindsay Blohan Lohan covers FHM russia in a two piece floral set and a tattoo that looks like her arm is dirty!Well anyway,Lindsay is rumored to play the role of Carrie according to a few sources.Lohan may be an actor,but she ain't no Carrie White. Nobody can pull that off like Sissy Spacek!Lord,please let this be only a rumor.More Lohan after the jump.. 

Charlie Sheens #Winning Is So Losing

Charlie Sheen debuts his #winning life stage show,"Charlie Sheen Live: My Violent Torpedo of Truth:Defeat Is Not An Option" at the FOX Theater,only to be booed by the audience.Maybe now he will realize that he needs some help,because he is not #winning at this point.More Charlie Sheen mess after the break. 

Lindsay Lohan Goes Down In Manhattan

Lindsay Lohan hits the ground after partying with some friends in Manhattan,New York the other night,and I thought that this drunk heffah was on probation!One things for certain,she must be going to jail when she goes to trial. A drunk will never drop a damn cigarette no matter what happens.What a shame.More drunk Blohan after the break..

WTF Is Wrong With Lindsay's Face

Lindsay Lohan hangs outside her Venice Beach home with a friend and she looks like an old woman in the face.The drugs and alcohol have really taken a toll on her face.She needs to stay far away from that stuff for real! UGHHH.More of this train wreck after the jump..

Charlie Sheen Surprises JK With A Kiss

Charlie Sheen surprised Late Night talk show host,Jimmy Kimmel when he appeared on the set.Not soon after he walked across the stage,Sheen planted a big fat kiss,surprising Kimmel as well as the viewers & audience.Eww!After he had his mouth on those two trashy goddesses of his,no way would he touch my lips!Pop the cork for the video.. 

Chris 'Blonde-Beige' Brown Does GQ Italia

Here we go! Whatever she does,I can do better?This asstard never ceases to amaze me with the the things that he does.If this loser ain't obsessed!I have run out of ish to say about this double douchebag,so I'm done.Is that white fingernail polish she's wearing!I highlighted the pic to expose those fingernails gwarl,lol.More of this lame in GQ Italia photoshoot after the jump.

Chris Brown Treats Team Breezy To Listening Party

Chris Brown showed his desperation appreciation to his loyal fans by inviting them to a listening session at Playhouse Hollywood in L.A. yesterday.I knew Team Breezy was overweight with low self esteem.I know,the truth hurts,so did Rih's face when he beat it in.Pothead!Pop the cork for more Chris 'Beige-Blonde' Brown..

Chris Blonde Brown Smokes That Kush Behind The Wheel

Chris Brown gets snapped by the X17 online's paparazzi at a traffic light smoking a blunt while talking on the phone.First of all,how stupid of him to get behind the wheel while doing drugs and talk on the phone all at once!Wait,isn't he on probation?Doesn't that mean that he has violated his probation by doing recreational drugs?Um,didn't Lindsay Lohan and T.I get sent up the river for this type of behavior? I am so glad that X17 snapped these photos,putting this loser on blast for who he really is.He is a woman beating junkie,and now that this felon has been exposed,maybe his label will wake up and realize that this lame is headed to the bottom of the totem,and stop wasting their money on this prick!Send this anus to jail where he belongs.

Photos: X17 Online

Charlie Sheen Unleashes His Tiger Blood

Charlie Sheen continues to dig the hole deeper for himself in his latest rant on Sheen's Corner.This dude is losing his mind.One minute it seems like a joke,but after this episode I'm not so sure about that!Pop the lock for some crazy ish...

Lindsay Lohan And Sister Ali Hit Katsuya

Lindsay Lohan and sister Ali Lohan fought off the paparazzi to have some sushi at Katsuya in LA. Lindsay also left a medical building before that,probably for a drug test,lol.Lindsay also plans to sue the jewelry store than sold the surveillance tape of her stealing that infamous necklace.More Lohan and them fugg azz shoes after the break...

Warner Brothers Officially Fires Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen and his tiger blood has officially been fired from Two And A Half Men,according to Warner Brothers.The company released a statement saying “After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ effective immediately,” stated a rep for Warner Bros.Charlie Sheen also replied to their statement to TMZ:   

Is Charlie Sheen's 'Winning' Starting To Fizzle Already

Charlie Sheen's did a live webcam broadcast last evening, that he called 'Sheen’s Korner',which started at 10:02 pm, with a live ticker that showed the number of viewers who tuned in to watch him make a fool out of himself.The ticker climbed to well over 100,000 but later fizzled.Will Charlie's internet fame fall flat or will he be able to continue this success?Well,one things for sure,his #winning is quickly turning into #losing with only a hundred thousand viewers and ending at 10:52,compared to 1.8 million twitter followers.Womp! Get the full review on Sheen's webcast at EW.

Whitney Houston's Daughter Caught Snorting Blow

I guess the pipe don't fall to far from the nose!According to the National Enquirer,Whitney and Bobby Brown's daughter,Bobbi Christina is hooked on cocaine and alcohol.I never ever believed any of their stories,but that is indeed Bobbi Chris in that pic,snorting like a MF,lol.It's a damn shame that she took that route,but when you don't have role models in your life then that's what happens.SMDH.Pop the cork for the spread...

Charlie Sheen Joins Twitter & Lives Like A King Plus Interview With H.Stern

Holy f*cking Moly! Charlie Sheen has joined Twitter,and the trainwreck will ensue.
Charlie Sheen also explains his Living situation to Howard Stern,stating that his two goddesses sleep in the same room,in two different beds,and he gets to choose which one he sleeps in every night.I'm going to need a cold shower after posting this,and not because I think his living arrangements are the hotness,lol,but because Charlie Sheen is one hot azz b*tch all by himself,lol! Jesus take the wheel.Listen to Charlie Sheen talk sh*t after the jump...