John Mayer Wants To Be Eva's Jumpoff

Run for the hills Eva Longoria,because John Mayer wants your number! This dude is such a whore,and wants everybody's leftovers. No woman that's in their right mind would ever give this douche bag the time of day,considering his track record of f*cking over females like Taylor Swift,Jessica Simpson,and Jennifer Aniston.Since he couldn't get in Kim Kardashian's draws,then I guess he thought he might have a shot at  Eva letting him dip his golden spoon into her Tejan panty pudding!I know she's a Desperate Houswife,but not that damn desperate,I hope!According to Popeater he has the hots for newly divorced women:

John is crazy about Eva," a friend of the crooner tells me. "There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva."